You know you're single when...
- Your trip to the grocery store consists of you buying a package of ground turkey and microwave popcorn....
- you wait until 3 of the 4 lightbulbs in your kitchen burn out before buying new ones.
- you don't have to worry about hiding any gifts from snoopy people.
- you can't convince someone else to clean out your fireplace for you, so you can burn another log.
- it really doesn't matter how late you have caffeine, because the only person you keep awake is yourself.
- you've actually gone to the store to buy 2 slices of cheese.
Who wants to add to this one?
Ps...the bad juju table is being taken to goodwill tomorrow. May the good juju commence!
posted by Erin @ 4:30 PM
3 Comments:
Okay, I'll bite.
- You know you're single when you can eat chips and cookies for dinner (not that I would, of course! LOL!) without someone judging you.
- You can wear your pajamas or sweats all day on a weekend and lounge on the couch without anyone judging you. ;-)
- You can look around your place and proudly declare, "MINE! MINE! MINE!" LOL!
Christina
You know you're single when...
-you can leave your "unmentionable" hanging off of every available doorknob to dry without worrying someone will complain
You've actually gone to the store to buy 2 slices of cheese? I know I should be able to add something witty, but you pretty well covered it. *snort*
Mizz K
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