Saturday, January 28, 2006

Public Service Announcement

There is only one thing in this world that is worse than having to see some perfect stranger's thong because her pants are too low and she's decided it's necessary to share. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "What? Something worse? Impossible!" However, you'd be wrong, and I have Ms. K to confirm this one. So what is worse than a thong with pants that are too low? Why, wearing granny panties with hip hugger pants, so that the wasteband of the panties comes up about 2 inches past those of the pants. Oh! And don't forget to make sure that the shirt and jacket you're wearing are not quite long enough to cover this gaff.

And yes, this was an actual sighting at the movie theater last night. Worse? It was a kids movie, so now all these child witnesses are probably questioning their mommies as to why they can't wear their undies so high that all can see.

This has been a Public Service Announcement. We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.

3 Comments:

At 6:30 PM, Blogger Maura Anderson said...

That sounds like the female version of the baggy pants almost falling off the hips with boxers pulled high underneath.

YUCK

I think both look like the wearers thereof are too dumb to buy the right sized clothes and too idiotic to look in a mirror.

IMHO, of course.

 
At 9:53 AM, Blogger Erin said...

What made it worse, of course, was that the woman had to be in her later 30's to early 40's. Certainly old enough to know better.


and shhhhh on the nickname ;) only a few are privvy to that one.

 
At 11:27 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The outfit left a little to be desired, but it did appear to be color coordinated. Sort of. Ah, well.

 

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