Dating advice from Guest blogger...Ms. K!!
DON'T
Pick your nose.
Snort when you laugh.
Get naked on the first date. It makes you look (and probably feel) easy.
Blow your nose on the napkin at dinner.
Eat a lot of garlic.
Check out other men.
(Even worse, don't start checking out other women.)
Laugh until some unknown dinner fluid comes out your nose.
Let obvious smelly scents come out of your body in his presence.
Don't pick food out of your teeth at the table.
Don't play Yankee Doodle Dandy on your knee harmonica.
DO
Eat a good meal.
Smile.
Laugh.
Have an alternative plan ready.
Have fun!
And, last but not least...
...LET HIM WALK YOU TO YOUR CAR!
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Did anyone else notice how the don't list is longer than the do list? Hm??
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Did anyone else notice how the don't list is longer than the do list? Hm??
posted by Erin @ 7:35 AM
3 Comments:
YOu know what they say about warning labels...that someone had to have actually done something like take the hair dryer into the shower with them to require having a warning NOT to do that. Does this mean that Mizzz K has done the "don'ts" and therefore needed to send out a warning? Or does she just know other people who have? :-)
Shannon
Sadly? It is one of the "do-s" that was my big problem- note the emphasis on the thoughts above (Oblivious could be my middle name). Though the knee harmonica thing does sound like something I might be tempted to do.
The other DO is to set up a time for a friend to call your cell phone during dinner, but then only answer it IF you're needing a reason to speed through dinner because you need an escape. If the phone isn't answered, it means you're enjoying yourself immensely and don't need "saving." Oh, we females are a wicked bunch, aren't we? ;-)
Christina
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