How to turn Friday night into an Adventure...
Step 1: Don't read the directions carefully.
Step 2: Drive to the opposite end of town from where you're supposed to be. Drive in circles.
Step 3: Call the host. Ask where in the world his street is. Wonder how everyone else found the non-existant street.
Step 4: Drive to the correct end of town through friday night traffic.
Step 5: Arrive just in time to stop EVERYONE in mid-sentence.
Step 6: Apologize and get down to the business of final introductions.
Add a dash of discussion about: goldfish (and their 3 sec. memory), utility belts and grappling hooks, giraffes, giraffes in shopping carts, giraffes in shopping carts swimming through the water like the Loch Ness Monster, hockey and why in the world do they play Hava Nagila during some breaks in play? (a Jewish song, sung mostly at parties like Weddings and Bar/t Mitzvahs) and you have the beginnings of a very fun (yet very odd) evening.
posted by Erin @ 9:17 AM
3 Comments:
This is what Jewish people talk about at dinner?? And here I was under the impression you all had grand philosophical conversations! Course, I know you, so maybe I shouldn't be surprised at the topics your mind strays to. ;-)
Shannon
Don't forget the unpronouncable Challa bread. I see it. Very nice picture. I still cannot say it. :~ )
Hey - it's good to see there's someone else who gets lost all the time.
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