Sunday, May 16, 2010

Note to the man jogging on the trail the other day...

Please put on pants, instead of those super-tight shorts. I really don't need to see what-all you have. Also, please make sure your t-shirt fits. I understand it's your favorite, and that your wife accidentally shrunk it in the dryer, but that does not mean you should continue to wear it. If you simply can't bear to throw it out, then donate it to a good cause. Just please, please do not wear it. The sight of your rounded belly hanging out the bottom really almost ruined my walk.

Thank you.

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At 4:53 AM, Blogger Kate Diamond said...

Oh, dear. You're giving me quite an unpleasant visual! :)

 

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